ειμαι ηλιθια,
εισαι ηλιθιος,
ειναι ηλιθιο,
ειμαστε ηλιθιοι
ειστε ακομη μεγαλυτεροι ηλιθιοι,
ειναι ηλιθιοι
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Δευτέρα 16 Μαΐου 2011
Κυριακή 8 Μαΐου 2011
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αυτο το αθλιο τραγουδι των επισης αθλιων νικερμπλιαχ, το σκουπιδιαρικο που περναει αυτην την στιγμη εξω απο το σπιτι μου στις 1μιση το βραδυ,οι κουτσουλιες των περιστεριων στο πεζοδρομιο,οι κολλημενες τσιχλες στα σταρακια, η σιχαμενη Ιστολογια που καθεται στο ραφι και περιμενει να την περασω, τα σπασμενα τουβλα στις ακρες του δρομου, η μυρωδια του καμμενου τραχανα της απεναντι, αυτη η κωλο p-value που δεν λεει να βγει με τιποτα σωστη..
Παρασκευή 8 Απριλίου 2011
γιατι ΔΕΝ ειναι κακο να κοιμασαι με το αρκουδακι σου, part 1
1. για τους περισσοτερους απο εμας ειναι και θα ειναι η πιο μακροχρονια σχεση που καναμε ποτε
2. το αγαπας γιατι κοιμοταν πλαι σου πριν καλα καλα κλεισεις τον πρωτο χρονο της ζωης σου και σε προστατευε απο τα κακα πνευματα της ντουλαπας σου
3. δεν σου τραβαει το παπλωμα οταν κοιμασαι μαζι του
4. δεν σε κλωτσαει
5. δεν ροχαλιζει
6. δεν τριζει τα δοντια του
7. πολλες φορες το πετας απο το κρεβατι καθως κοιμασαι αλλα το επομενο πρωι ειναι εκει κατω, πεταμενο, ετοιμο να σε συγχωρησει με ενα φιλακι
8. σου θυμιζει την εποχη που ησουν μωρο και το πιο σημαντικο σου προβλημα ηταν αν θα σου κανουν πατατες για μεσημεριανο επειδη δεν σου αρεζε το φαγητο της μανας σου
9. εχεις ξερασει πανω του, εχει ανοιξει η μυτη σου πανω του και αυτο ακομη αντεχει
10. εχει πλυθει 3.235.414.541 φορες και ΑΚΟΜΗ ΑΝΤΕΧΕΙ
11. γιατι ΞΕΡΕΙΣ οτι με αυτο, θα κοιμηθεις πολυ, ΠΟΛΥ καλυτερα
12. γιατι παντα θα φτιαχνεις με τα χερια σου τη θεση του, ακομη κι οταν αυτο λειπει
13.γιατι οταν αρχισες να κοιμασαι μαζι του ηταν πιο μεγαλο απο εσενα και τωρα με το ζορι χωραει στη χουφτα σου
14. ΓΙΑΤΙ ΕΤΣΙ!
Κυριακή 6 Φεβρουαρίου 2011
επειδη βαριεμαι..
1. Song that always makes you sad? Θα μαι κοντα σου οταν με θες- Αλκινοος Ιωαννιδης, Wish you were here-Pink Floyd,Give me Novacaine-Green Day
2. Last thing you bought? chocolate :P
3. Last person you argued with? my dad propably,but it's been a while
4. Do you put Butter before putting the peanut butter on? I hate both of them
5. One of your stuffed animals' names as a kid? Koklis :P
6. Did you ever own at one time a Barenaked Ladies Cd? I have a couple of songs on my pc, not a cd though
7. Favorite day of the week? Saturday
8. Favorite Sundae topping? Naah
9. Did you take Piano lessons? No
10. Most frequent song played? Heart Collector-Nevermore
11. T.V. show you secretly enjoy? can't say, really ;P
12. Would you rather play basketball or hockey? hockey
13. Date someone older or younger? yep
14. One place you could travel right now? my imaginary kingdom
15. Do you use umbrellas? HAHAHAHAHHAHHAA...no seriously i don't
16. Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem? The what?
17. Favorite Cheese? Gouda, yummi
18. The Smith's or the Cure? yuks, neither
19. Do you prefer Blondes or Brunettes? brunettes of course
20. Best job you ever had? never worked in my entire life
21. did you go to your high school prom? unfortunately yes
22. perfect time to wake up? after 2.pm
23. perfect time to go to bed? anytime
24. do you use your queen right away in chess? i don't play chess
25. Ever been in a car accident? sort of
26. closer to mom or dad...or neither? neither
27. what age is this exciting life over for you? around 28-29
28. what decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager? the 70's
29. Favorite shoes you have EVER owned? ALL STARS, still have them
30. Do you have an article of clothing you have had since you were in high school? lol, i was in high school 6 months ago
31. Were you in track and field? what?
32. Were you ever in a school talent show? hell no
33. Have you ever written in a library book? no
34. Allergic to? the universe
35. Favorite fruit? figs
36. Have you watched sex and the city? yep
37. Baseball hat or toque? neither
38. Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap? soap
39. Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste? eww, wet of course!
40. Pen or pencil? pen
41. Have you ever gambled at a casino? wish i could
42. Have you thrown up on a plane? no
43. Have you thrown up in a car? yes
44. Have you thrown up at work? yes
45. Do you scream on roller coasters? wheee YES
46. Who was your first prom date? my what?
47. Who was your first roommate? don't have one
48. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk for the first time? beer i guess
49. What was your first job? still unemployed
50. What was your first car? 2 wheels and my dog
51. When did you go to your first funeral? never been in one
52. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown? 18
53. Who was your first grade teacher? can't recall
54. Where did you go on your first airplane ride? Cyprus
55. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with? older brother
56. Who was your first Best Friend and are you still friends with them? a stupid one and no
57. Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent's house? the place i live now doh
58. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? i don't call people, it has to be like a super bad day, then one of my friends
59. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen? really can't recall
60. What is the first thing you do in the morning? i hate my life once again
61. What was the first concert you attended? i was around 15, can't recall
62. First tattoo or piercing? ears when 8, then ears when 15 and again at 16 (6 in total), no tattoos yet
63. First celebrity crush? Johnny Depp <3
2. Last thing you bought? chocolate :P
3. Last person you argued with? my dad propably,but it's been a while
4. Do you put Butter before putting the peanut butter on? I hate both of them
5. One of your stuffed animals' names as a kid? Koklis :P
6. Did you ever own at one time a Barenaked Ladies Cd? I have a couple of songs on my pc, not a cd though
7. Favorite day of the week? Saturday
8. Favorite Sundae topping? Naah
9. Did you take Piano lessons? No
10. Most frequent song played? Heart Collector-Nevermore
11. T.V. show you secretly enjoy? can't say, really ;P
12. Would you rather play basketball or hockey? hockey
13. Date someone older or younger? yep
14. One place you could travel right now? my imaginary kingdom
15. Do you use umbrellas? HAHAHAHAHHAHHAA...no seriously i don't
16. Do you know all the words to the Canadian national anthem? The what?
17. Favorite Cheese? Gouda, yummi
18. The Smith's or the Cure? yuks, neither
19. Do you prefer Blondes or Brunettes? brunettes of course
20. Best job you ever had? never worked in my entire life
21. did you go to your high school prom? unfortunately yes
22. perfect time to wake up? after 2.pm
23. perfect time to go to bed? anytime
24. do you use your queen right away in chess? i don't play chess
25. Ever been in a car accident? sort of
26. closer to mom or dad...or neither? neither
27. what age is this exciting life over for you? around 28-29
28. what decade during the 20th century would you have chosen to be a teenager? the 70's
29. Favorite shoes you have EVER owned? ALL STARS, still have them
30. Do you have an article of clothing you have had since you were in high school? lol, i was in high school 6 months ago
31. Were you in track and field? what?
32. Were you ever in a school talent show? hell no
33. Have you ever written in a library book? no
34. Allergic to? the universe
35. Favorite fruit? figs
36. Have you watched sex and the city? yep
37. Baseball hat or toque? neither
38. Do you shampoo first in the shower or soap? soap
39. Wet the toothbrush or brush dry with the toothpaste? eww, wet of course!
40. Pen or pencil? pen
41. Have you ever gambled at a casino? wish i could
42. Have you thrown up on a plane? no
43. Have you thrown up in a car? yes
44. Have you thrown up at work? yes
45. Do you scream on roller coasters? wheee YES
46. Who was your first prom date? my what?
47. Who was your first roommate? don't have one
48. What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk for the first time? beer i guess
49. What was your first job? still unemployed
50. What was your first car? 2 wheels and my dog
51. When did you go to your first funeral? never been in one
52. How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown? 18
53. Who was your first grade teacher? can't recall
54. Where did you go on your first airplane ride? Cyprus
55. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with? older brother
56. Who was your first Best Friend and are you still friends with them? a stupid one and no
57. Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parent's house? the place i live now doh
58. Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day? i don't call people, it has to be like a super bad day, then one of my friends
59. Who's wedding were you in the first time you were a bridesmaid or a groomsmen? really can't recall
60. What is the first thing you do in the morning? i hate my life once again
61. What was the first concert you attended? i was around 15, can't recall
62. First tattoo or piercing? ears when 8, then ears when 15 and again at 16 (6 in total), no tattoos yet
63. First celebrity crush? Johnny Depp <3
Σάββατο 15 Ιανουαρίου 2011
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